Score: 9

"awesomeness but no end"

submission: Dealer 2

date: February 9, 2009

I love it, I like playing with the numbers and seeing my money go up and up. I liked Dealer 1, and this version is better.

But what's up with the mescaline prices? Sometimes it says that the prices dropped, while the price actually says, for example, 2500. Then it'll say that the prices surged, while the price says 2100 or something like that. Doesn't matter much for me though because pretty soon I racked up enough money that the only drug worth dealing with was the coke.

Only real downside is that there's no ending. I was doing great, I racked up over $50,000,000 and had trunk space of 355. But I just quit because nothing else was happening, I just kept getting more and more money with no end.

Score: 10

"I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Celebrity Terrorist Alert

date: March 31, 2007

BEST GAME EVER. My favorite by far, no other can even compare. The creator of this game is a god beyond gods. It has awesome music, kickass weapons (including NUKES!), fucking assholes to kill, bloody violence, marijuana, the only thing that's missing is tits. This is by far the best game I have ever encountered in my life and it has turned me into an insomniac because I CANNOT STOP PLAYING!!!!!!!

Score: 0

"This sucks"

submission: Create-A-Ride

date: March 10, 2007

I didn't even get to the actual game because even though I have a high-speed connection, the load time/intro was TOO LONG and TOO SLOW. To the maker of the game: if you want people to actually play your game to give it good reviews, you're gonna want to not bore them to death first and cut straight to the chase. We don't need to be staring at your name on the screen for 2 minutes first.

Score: 0

"Sucks"

submission: BoMSearch

date: March 8, 2007

I couldn't even figure out how to play it, couldn't figure out how to access any instructions for play, none of the buttons worked, it's shit.

Score: 9

"Favorite Newgrounds Puzzle Game!"

submission: Condom Blocks

date: March 7, 2007

It's great. It's addictive, entertaining, promotes safe sex, but above all: tits.